because you are a mess. That's right. A. Complete. Mess.
1. Clean your entire apartment. Until every. last. corner. is. spotless.
2. Call your best friend and cry.
3. Call your sister and cry.
4. Wish you had a bottle of wine all to yourself. Except you are too lazy to purchase said wine.
5. Pick out your outfit, make your lunch, and get coffee ready for the morning.
5. Paint your toe-nails Twisted Pink.
6. Attempt to read a book. Then a magazine. Then the news. Then give up on reading.
7. Watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. You personally prefer Sabrina, but you don't have that luxury right now.
Oh wait, it's midnight! Time to go celebrate with Ms. Hepburn!
